Thibodueax came back from a 28 day hitch offshore. He had made him a big check. So Thibodeaux decided to go to Gulotta's in New Iberia and buy himself a brand new pair of patent leather boots. After buying the boots, Thibodeaux decided to go dancing at La Poussierre in Breaux Bridge to break in his new boots. At the dance Thibodeax asked Marie if she want to waltz. She said, "Mais yea, Thibodeaux." In the middle of dancing, Thibodeaux asked Marie, "You got some blue panties on?" Marie replied, "Yea, how you know dat?" Thibodeaux said, "Because I could see the reflection in my brand new patent leather boots." Thibodeaux then asked Claudette if she wanted to dance. She agreed. In the middle of dancing Thibodeaux asked, "You got some red panties on?" Claudette said, "Yea, how you know dat?" Thibodeaux said, "Because I could see the relection in my brand new pair of patent leather boots." Thibodeaux then asked Clotile if she wanted to dance. She agreed. In the middle of dancing Thibodeaux asked, "Clotile, you not wearing any panties, huh?" Clotile said, "Mais non, Thibodeaux." Thibodeaux caught his breath and said in relief, "Thank God, I thought I had a crack in my brand new pair of patent leather boots."

By:KIM KIDD

Five cajuns were sitting around a campfire near the Atchafalaya Basin. They were "philosophizing" on what was the fastest thing in the world. Boudreaux said, "I think the fastest thing in the world is a thought because before you can think of it it's already thought." Thibodeaux said, "No, the fastest thing in the world is a blink beacause before you can think about it you blunk already." Alfonse said, "No, the fastest thing in the world is electricity because when you turn dat light switch on the electricity travels fast-fast and the lights come on before you know it." Ti-Boy said, "Ya'll all wrong, the fastest thing in the world is diarrhea." Everyone asked, "Diarrhea?" Ti-Boy said, "Yea, last night before I could think, blink, or turn on the lights I shit on myself."

By:Kim Kidd

Boudreaux and Thibodaux was going to the desert to find some gold well. They walked till they found a place to rent camels. They had one camel left. The man who rented them said that there was a trick to this camel. They said that as long as they didn't have to walk they didn't care. Well the man said every 500 miles you had to stop and jack off the camel for it to keep going it didn't even need water. They went for 500 miles and the camel stopped Boudreaux got down and jacked it off. Next 500 miles they did the same thing. The next 500 miles they went to jack him off and he didn't do nothing. They tried jacking him offf again and still nothing. Thibodaux says what you want camel. The camel started making a sucking noise.

By Bean head

Boudreaux an Thibodaux were big "RAJUN CAJUN" ,USL football fans.They made all the games,but were getting tired of fighting the traffic and not being able to find their truck in the parking lot. So , the next Saturday nite when Boudreaux went to get Thibodaux he was riding a camel. Thibodaux said "where you goin on that camel Boo." Boudreaux said " we will ride this here camel to the game and tie it up by the front gate. That way when the game is over he will be right there an we won't spend all night looking for the truck". So Thibodaux climbed on and off to the game they went. When the game was over they came out and there was 12 camels tied up at the gate. Thibodaux said,"Mercy, How we gonna tell which camel is ours?" Boudreaux said,"I know", and walked over to the first camel, picked up his tail and looked, then he went to the next , and the next. Thibodaux said, "Boudreaux, "What are you doing?" Boudreaux said,"didn't you here that cop say,"Look at them 2 assholes on that camel when we rode in."

One day Boudreaux was walking down the street and met up with Thibodaux. "Thibodaux", he says, "How are you doing?" "Not too good," answered Thibodaux, "I got fired." "Got Fired", exclaimed Boudreaux, "You been working at the shrimp shed for 20 years. What happened?" "I got my penis stuck in the shrimp dryer", answered Thibodaux. "Oooh, that must of hurt. Is the shrimp dryer broke?", asked Boudreaux. "Not yet", said Thibodaux, "But she will be. She got fired too!!"

Boudreaux and Thibodaux was at the Fourchon Beach one day and all the girls were around Boudreaux. "How you do it?", asked Thibodaux. "Well", said Boudreaux, "You go to Walmart and buy you one of them bikini bathing suits. Then go to Delchamps and buy you one of them Idaho potatoes." The next day Thibodaux went and buy the bathing suit and potato, put it on and went to the beach. "Oooh, all the girls are gonna love me.", thought Thibodaux. He walked down the beach and all the girls were laughing and laughing. When he got to the end of the beach, he met up with Boudreaux. "What happened?", Thibodaux asked, "I bought me the bathing suit and Idaho potato just like you said and all the girls are laughing at me." "Thibodaux", said Boudreaux, "You're supposed to put the potato in the front of your bathing suit not the back!"

Boudreaux got home from work one evening to find his wife and kids in front of the TV watching cartoons. Boudreaux told his wife, "Honey I'm horny. Let's go in de bedroom and f*@k." Mrs. Boudreaux got up and walked over to Boudreaux and quietly told him, "Boudreaux, you gonna have to stop talkin' like dat in front of de kids. Dey gettin' older now and pretty soon dey gonna know what you talkin' about. From now on, why don't we use a code?" Boudreaux wondered, "What kinda code you talkin' about?" His wife replied, "The next time you feel horny, why don't you say, 'Honey, let's go do de laundry' I'll know what you mean, dut de kids won't." Boudreaux said, "Dat's a real good idea, baby. Now, let's go do de laundry." Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh baby, I'm really so tired. I had a very rough day. Why dont we wait till tomorrow?" Boudreaux said that would be ok, since he was also tired. He then went to bed. A few minutes later, Mrs. Boudreaux began to think about weather she was being selfish. She told herself that Boudreaux really works hard for his family. He deserves to relax and feel good when he gets home from a hard days work. She decided to join him in the bedroom. When she got there, Boudreaux was apparently sleeping. She nudged him on the shoulder and said, "Boudreaux, wake up. Let's do the laundry." Boudreaux turned over and replied, "It's ok baby. It was a small load, so I did it by hand!!"

Gautraux was sitting on the bayou bank, fishing. Boudreaux walks up with a couple of boxes on his shoulder, and plops them down in the pirogue. Gautreaux said, " Mais Boudreaux, whare you goin wit dem box?" Boudreaux replied, " Dat's gator aid. Me, I'm gonna catch some gators." "You cain't ketch no gators wit dat. You crazy. Boudreaux answered, Oh yaah, you oughta come wid me." Gautreaux said, " No, I gonna stay an fish."A couple of hours later, Boudreaux came paddling back with three gators in the pirogue, and pulling three more. Gautreaux was surprised. The next day, same place, same time, Gautreaux fishing again....Boudreaux walks up with another box and throws in in the pirogue. Gautreaux asked, "OOOKay, whut you doin' this time?" Boudreaux says, "Got sum duck tape, gonna git me sum duck." "Dis time," says Gautreaux, I know you gotta be full of poo-poo. You cain't do dat." "Mais, sho I kin. Why you don cum go wit me." Gautreaux said, "No, I gonna stay here and fish." Later, Boudreaux paddles up to the bayou bank. Only his head is sticking out of the ducks in his boat. Gautreaux says, "Man, dat is sum surprise to me." The third day, same time. same place,up walks Boudreaux with a bundle of sticks on his shoulder. Gautreaux said, "Now whut inna world you gonna do wit dem stick?" Boudreaux replied, " Mais Chere, dem ain't no stick, dey pussy willow poles." Gautreaux stood up, threw his fishing pole in the bayou, and said, "Boudreaux, move you big butt ova. Today, Me, I'm gonna go witchu."

By:Charles Cook

Boudreaux and Gautreaux went to the Saturday night dance at the Jolly Inn. As usual, they consumed at least one beer per dance. Soon nature called, and they both went to the rest room to releave themselves. As they walked up to the urinals, Gautreaux pulled his hand out of his pocket. A quarter came out with it and fell in the urinal. Looking stricken, Gautreaux pulled out his wallet, and dropped a dollar bill in with the quarter. Then he reached in and pulled all the money out. Boudreaux said, "Mais Boo, whyina worl' you do dat?" Gautreaux smiled in a crooked beer way and replied, " shore you don tink I'm gonna put my hand in dare for no quarter."

By: Charles Cook